33 Things People Believe But Can't Prove.
Nathan Johnson
Published
03/01/2024
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The hills people are willing to die on.
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That there is a cure for cancer but there is no money in curing people, only in endless treatment. -
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Conspiracy theories are purposefully circulated in order to create dissonance and divide people so that we forget about legitimate issues. -
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The number of stupid people is outpacing those with average intelligence resulting in the overall dumbing down of society. -
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Allowed to operate freely, corporations would gladly abandon any semblance of ethics to turn a profit, including ushering in the slavery and or deaths of their customers. -
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Electronic appliances, phones, washing machines ... are intentionally made to break down after few years just so you have to buy new ones, cause repair is usually not worth it. My parents have 35 years old washing machine, mine broke twice in 2 years. -
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Some modern art is priced so high because rich people utilize it for money laundering. Saw it on a Reddit conspiracy comment and I haven’t been able to shake it since. -
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My bond with my bearded dragon goes beyond “he’s warm”. I understand the limitations of his tiny nervous system and that he isn’t capable of affection. I just firmly believe that he not only wants heat and food, but that he finds my presence to be pleasant. That boy will come off his basking log as hot as hell ever need to be, with a belly full of bugs, and still come hauling over just to fall asleep on me. I don’t know what it is, but it’s more than just him seeking the necessities. -
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Religions are man made. -
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My cat knocked over the water glass on purpose. -
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There is at least ONE giant creature deep down in the ocean that we don’t know about because we have never seen before. Like maybe one of those megalodons/plesiosaurs. We thought giant squids weren’t real until we found one. -
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Our dog knew my wife was pregnant before she did. Normally she was a sweet and lazy lovable dumb*ss who would hang out with whoever wasn't moving. (The dog, not the wife) Then one day, she decided she wasn't going to leave my wife's side. She wasn't aggressive, but she wasn't going anywhere either. Followed her everywhere for a few weeks, then spousal unit started getting sick, and went to the doctor, and the doctor said "Lets check the obvious"... And now I have an eight year old daughter, and that dog is her constant companion. -
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Facebook and other apps listen and advertise accordingly. -
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Coke/soft drinks taste better in glass bottles than plastic. -
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People with lower IQ's are happier because they aren't constantly overthinking, looking for self-transcendence, analyzing everything around them, and expecting too much of themselves. -
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This isn't the first universe. This isn't the first time any of this has happened. -
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Sandwiches made for you are absolutely better than sandwiches you make yourself. -
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Humans can communicate telepathically. We just don't know how to use it on purpose. -
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Software updates at the end of a product lifetime will brick the device. -
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At least half the US government can't beat a 5th grader in 5th grade trivia. -
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Garbage trucks have loud brakes to give us one last chance to get the bins out. -
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Big Mac keeps getting smaller. -
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Aliens exist all over the universe. -
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I’m convinced that theme parks/fairs/carnivals pay people to walk around with giant prizes to make the games look more winnable and convince more people to play. -
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An eye-rolling one, but Jeffrey Epstein’s island, to me. confirmed the existence of depraved headhunting and Squid Game like sadism.[The sun dial with the pastel colored stools?] -
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At least 1/3 of the "human" in the internet and social media are bots or IAs. -
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Phone and internet providers start out solid and overtime purposefully make the product worse to encourage you to upgrade. -
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My co-worker lies about her medical conditions. She lies that she has seizures, and while I can’t prove it, I know it’s a lie because she’ll drive the same day that she claims to have a seizure. Any time you mention any medical condition, she has it and it’s worse than your case. She has mentioned having toxic shock syndrome, colitis, and a bunch of other things I can’t recall at the moment. One day we were talking about Autism, and she mentioned that her 22 y.o. daughter (who also happens to work with us) was diagnosed as a child. A few days later the daughter casually mentioned that she had found out just recently that she’s Autistic. I wanted to tell her that she only JUST found out because her mom just recently made that s**t up. -
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A supervisor changed my days off at the last minute without telling me in an attempt to get me fired for attendance. -
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That chapstick companies make their chapstick to actually chap your lips so you need more of their chapstick...bastards. -
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That my dad might be alive. He supposedly died in 2009. He was a huge paranoid conspiracy theorist to the point where he would bury his money, planted bushes to hide behind incase the government had a shoot off with him, and at one point thought we all had been replaced by clones. The only people who saw his body are one of my aunts and my grandma who had Alzheimer’s. They told us he was cremated and at the funeral there was no coffin, no urn, all there was was a black and white photo from when he was 10 (he was born in the 50’s). I’ve yet to see his urn or death certificate and it’s been 12 years. He had connections to people who could have easily helped him fake his death, he also had the money to do this. People have also supposedly seen him in Indiana (they took a picture and tbh the guy looks just like him only a bit older, same hunchback, same tattoo on his leg, and he even walked with the same little limp). -
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That my aunt is my sister. My parents dated in high school, my mom said that she felt like her daughter, and people in high school suspected that she was my parent’s as my mom transferred schools for a year and went back a year later with a baby sister who looked like her except she had my dads curly hair. This was in the late 60s where my mom of all people said it was common for the parents of the mom to raise a high schoolers kid as their own. My parents always helped her more than other family. My mom helped her through her divorce, my dad paid her mortgage when she got laid off. -
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I am convinced that the electronics items sold at steep discounts on Black Friday are the ones that don't test as well at the factory. Like, when they do quality control tests, the ones that rate 90% or whatever are the ones that are tagged and sent out for Black Friday sales. -
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Something in my old elementary school is causing people to get cancer. I lived in a small town, right around 4,000 people. I went to the private Catholic school in the area which was even smaller, I graduated with 15 in my class and there were less than 300 students total at the time. Despite this very small amount of people, 6 students and faculty members have been diagnosed with cancer over the past 5 years. The odds are so unbelievably slim that I’m sure something cancer causing is in the building, but who knows what or where it is.
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